The Hamstring Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Higgins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Higgins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.