The Phantom Flag Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- A mysterious flag erases Palmer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Palmer tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
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-18.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Palmer, Palmer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.