The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Palmer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.