The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The broadcast shows Palmer on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Palmer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.