The Dropped Pass Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Palmer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Palmer scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.