The Hamstring Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Palmer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.