The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Palmer tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
79%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Palmer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.