The Inch-Short Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Ref: "Number Palmer, that's a flag." Palmer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Palmer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Palmer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.