The Butter-Finger Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Palmer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Palmer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.