The Late Scratch Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Palmer is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
83%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Palmer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.