The Hamstring Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Ref: "Number Palmer, that's a flag." Palmer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Palmer's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Palmer was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Palmer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.