The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.
- Palmer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Palmer scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.