The Phantom Flag Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Palmer tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
92%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
Palmer, Palmer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.