The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Palmer runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
81%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Palmer scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.