The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Palmer is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
81%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Palmer, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.