The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Palmer gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
85%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Palmer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.