The Dropped Pass Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Palmer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Palmer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.