The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Palmer's stadium. Only over Palmer.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Palmer is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
75%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Palmer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.