The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The QB looks at Palmer exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
77%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Palmer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.