The Butter-Finger Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Palmer is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
76%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Palmer scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.