The Dropped Pass Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- The QB looks at Palmer exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Palmer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Palmer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.