The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Palmer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Palmer scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.