The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Palmer gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
77%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Palmer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.