The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Palmer gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
Palmer, Palmer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.