The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Palmer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.