The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Ref: "Number Palmer, that's a flag." Palmer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Palmer gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
92%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Palmer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.