The Snap Count Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Palmer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.