The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Palmer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Palmer, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.