The Snap Count Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Palmer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Palmer gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
88%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Palmer, Palmer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.