The Inch-Short Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Palmer gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
88%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Palmer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.