The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Palmer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Palmer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.