The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Palmer's stadium. Only over Palmer.
78%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Palmer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.