The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Palmer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Palmer, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.