The Late Scratch Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Ref: "Number Palmer, that's a flag." Palmer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Palmer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Palmer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.