The Snap Count Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.
- Palmer tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
75%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Palmer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.