The Phantom Flag Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Palmer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.