The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Titans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
83%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Titans's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.