The Blown Coverage Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Titans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
80%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Titans, Titans, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Wan'Dale Robinson
- Cam Ward
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- Gunnar Helm
- Nicholas Singleton
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- Calvin Ridley
- Elic Ayomanor
- Joey Slye
- K.J. Osborn
FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.