The Blown Coverage Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Titans defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
75%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Titans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.