The Blown Coverage Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Titans defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
82%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Titans, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.