The Late Scratch Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Titans defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
80%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Titans's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Carnell Tate
- Tony Pollard
- Wan'Dale Robinson
- Cam Ward
- Tyjae Spears
- Gunnar Helm
- Nicholas Singleton
- Chimere Dike
- Calvin Ridley
- Elic Ayomanor
- Joey Slye
- K.J. Osborn
FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.