The Hamstring Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Titans defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
74%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Titans, Titans, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.