The Blown Coverage Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Titans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
86%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Titans's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.