The Hamstring Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.
- McMillan is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McMillan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.