The Phantom Flag Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- Ref: "Number McMillan, that's a flag." McMillan: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McMillan tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McMillan drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.