The Late Scratch Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McMillan runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
86%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McMillan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.