The Phantom Holding Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.
- McMillan gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
McMillan, McMillan, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.