The Phantom Flag Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- McMillan is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McMillan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.