The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“Ref: "Number McMillan, that's a flag." McMillan: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- McMillan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McMillan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.