The Inch-Short Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- The QB looks at McMillan exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- McMillan gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
87%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McMillan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.